The commercial I present to you here is for Taiwan's most popular liquor (Gao Liang). It (the ad) speaks for itself, so I'll spare you any more introduction:
(forgive my novice translation)
When you want to pick up a beautiful woman
it's like you're drinking Gao Liang.
Your first thought is
don't be silly, you won't succeed.
Don't be silly, you'll be drunk.
Don't be silly, you'll be turned down.
Don't be silly, you have work tomorrow.
your whole life you only go for the sure things,
how can you know
what you're capable of?